Elon Van Helsing ($EVH)
Fighting Government Waste, Fraud, Abuse and Other Monsters
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Deep in a dark and foreboding swamp in the Eastern United States lies a crypt. Inside this crypt sit several overly ornate coffins containing ageless Corruptions who, for centuries, have been making promises, telling lies, and buying souls under the guise of doing good. Their dark taint corrupts all who fall for their flattery and become compromised due to greed and incompetence.

Some monster hunters go after werewolves, goblins, ghouls and the like, Elon Van Helsing ($EVH) hunts much larger and more dangerous game, Corruption itself. USAID, HHS, IRS, or even Fort Knox will be put under the proverbial microscope to find and root out Corruption.
Join $EVH and help pull back the curtain on Corruption and its children, Waste, Fraud, and Abuse.
“USAID is the coffin where the vampire sleeps.” – Joe Rogan

This dark Corruption’s children, Waste, Fraud, and Abuse look harmless, even attractive … at first.

These Sisters have been warned against for a long time and in many places.
For Example, written in 1951, the California Government Code section 53087.6(f)(4) collectively defines “Fraud, waste, or abuse” or “improper governmental activity” as “any activity by a local agency, employee, or contractor or subcontractor that may be in violation of any local, state, or federal law, ordinance, or regulation relating to corruption, malfeasance, bribery, theft of government property, fraudulent claims, fraud, coercion, conversion, malicious prosecution, misuse or misappropriation of government property, funds, or resources, or willful omission to perform a duty, is economically wasteful, or involves gross misconduct.”
Virtually every state and federal agency has training on and even hotlines to report Fraud, Waste and Abuse. Use them!
Check out a few examples that have been found so far:
“Since 2003, federal agencies have reported about $2.8 trillion in estimated improper payments.” – GAO.GOV
$1 Trillion in waste identified by U.S. Senator, including $10 billion spent on empty buildings.
Air Force paid $1,300 per coffee cup for one of its planes. Go ahead, spin this.
USAID is only ONE of the worst offenders in D.C.
In 2008, Californians were told it would cost $33 billion for highspeed rail and would be completed by 2020. It is now 2025 and they are being told the project needs another $100 billion! Fraud of Waste (incompetence) or both?
Even Jon Stewart has uncovered massive government waste, fraud, and abuse
Speaking of NGOs and Government departments moving money around with no oversight nor accountability,
Joe Rogan Experience #2281 Minute 58:51
Musk said “I think it’s the biggest scam of ALL time. Literally the biggest scam of all time … of human history. A TRILLION DOLLAR scam.”

Elon Van Helsing ($EVH) is a Solana based meme token with the goal of utilizing the power of the blockchain community to highlight and expose corruption in its many forms. More than a meme coin, Elon Van Helsing is a movement that sends a message. Inspired by Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, DOGE and all those who are willing to call out the GIANT GRAFT MACHINE and the hypocrisy, stupidity, arrogance, incompetence, waste, fraud, and abuse in governments and their minions in the state controlled and mainstream media. $EVH will be part of the solution … will you?
Holders of Elon Van Helsing ($EVH) are those who say enough is enough!
Tokenomics
- Token Name: Elon Van Helsing
- Token Ticker Symbol: $EVH
- Token Supply: 1,000,000,000
- Buy Tax: 0%
- Sell Tax: 0%
- Mint and Freeze Authority: Revoked
- LP: Burned
How to Buy
- Download Phantom or another Solana compatible wallet
- Buy Solana
- Swap Solana for $EVH on Raydium, Jupiter or your favorite DEX
Road Map
Phase 1
- Launch on Pump.fun
- Create Social Media
- Graduate to Raydium
- Build Community
- Initial marketing
- Telegram group to 1,000 members
Phase 2
- Intermediate Marketing
- 5000 holders
- Meme Contests
- Partnerships
- CMC and Coingecko listings
Phase 3
- Advanced Marketing
- 50,000 holders
- CEX Listings
- Exclusive NFTs
- Merchandise
Disclaimer: $EVH is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only. Do your own due diligence. Any resemblance between any characters on this website and real world persons is totally coincidental. This coin is not connected to or in anyway related to any real person; living or dead … or undead.